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Joke of the Day
"What does E.T. stand for? Freedom of speech"
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"I have a joke. Me."
"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"
"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."
"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."
"What Saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11? Hillary Clinton's campaign."