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Joke of the Day
"A double entendre is when I don't know what the hell you're saying. Twice."
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"The kids wanted the Zero Gravity Laser Racer, a toy car that follows a laser. I handed them a flashlight and pointed at the cat."
"What do you call a Korean bulldog? A bul-dog-gi"
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