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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep."
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"How Long is a China-man? I always thought he was Korean."
"My girlfriend just found out I've been sleeping with a barmaid I just hope that none of this gets back to my wife!"
"I asked my friend about their new glass dildo Apparently it's a pane in the ass"
"I'm Sorry Miss Jackson I'm sorry miss jackson I am four eels Never meant to make your daughter cry I am several fish and not a guy"
"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to arrest the light bulb for begging for change and other to beat the room because it's black."
"How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !"
"How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir? He felt Thor."
"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"