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Joke of the Day

"First world problems: ""My fingers are frozen! I can't type!"" Third world problems: ""My fingers are frozen! I'll have to amputate them!"""

"kley (Proto-Indo-European)-> , (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made."

"You shouldn't write with a broken pencil It's pointless"

"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."

"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"

"10 there are 10 types of humans: the ones who understand binary code and the ones who dont"

"What type of Bee gives Milk? A BooBee!"

"You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you You wrote this reddit post"

"Herbal Doctors, someone should tell them Thyme Doesn't heal all wounds."

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."