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Joke of the Day

"Just a simple solution. Obviously North Korea made a mistake, although we should forgive and forget. Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony? Yeah... Lets blame Sony."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But then I realised toucan play at that game."

"iPhone 8 should have no charging port. So you can use it only once."

"Did you hear the news about the CEO of Ford? He was seen with an escort..."

"Why did the Jews hate Jesus? Because he gave away salvation for free."

"Your first car is a lot like anal... ...you don't really want it but your stepdad gives it to you anyway."

"The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar It was tense."

"You know what happened when your mom went swimming? The Titanic sank"

"Men 1 Women 0 If women can do anything men can, how come they've never successfully suppressed an entire gender? Men 1 Women 0....."

"Why did it have to be the dog? I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million."