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Joke of the Day
"What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree? A PARTY SPLUNGE!"
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"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."
"Q: What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby."
"What did Hitler get for Christmas? An easy-bake oven."
"What is the cheapest meat you can buy? Deer balls...because it's under a buck."
"Running out of space for your porn collection? Just download midget porn, it's half the size"
"Q: What did one angel say to the other? A: ""Halo."""
"America is the greatest country on earth at thinking it's the greatest country on earth."
"ME: Mexican food does NOT agree with me BURRITO: Correct. Your thoughts on middle eastern power structures are banal and imperialist at best"
"Where is Victoria working now? In the kitchen."