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Joke of the Day
"FYI wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you masturbating doesn't work."
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"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Preferably not dead from cancer."
"So these two blind men tried to start a glasses business, but they were always arguing... ...guess they couldn't see each others vision."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves? Rustle"
"What do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"It costs over 200,000 dollars to raise a child these days. And that's just for alcohol."
"Patient: Doctor I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: So?"
"What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common? They don't deliver on Sunday"
"The president of Nintendo has died. The ambulance went Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."