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Joke of the Day
"Every funeral is open-casket if you've got a crowbar and a sense of adventure."
Next Joke
"""What the fuck is a newspaper?"" - our grandchildren"
"I love waking up to the sound of birds arguing with their spouses."
"How much does a rabbi charge for a circumcision? Nothing, he just keeps the tips."
"What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car."
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"
"What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences."
"A real man should never wave faster than he SAYS the word ""hey"""
"How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? Velrow"
"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."