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Joke of the Day
"Every funeral is open-casket if you've got a crowbar and a sense of adventure."
Next Joke
"So I knew this lady, and even though she was a Prostitute..... She had the Prettiest face I ever came across."
"Do you like discounts? Don't worry at my house, my pants are 100% off"
"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"
"That awkward moment when you text a pretty girl, ""my shirt smells like you"" & you misspell shirt"
"Eat local. Your neighbor's food."
"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."
"A gay guy wants a tattoo of truck on his penis... Tattoo artist asks ""What kind of truck do you want on it?"" Gay guy says ""It better be a 4x4 cause it's going to get muddy."""
"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"
"Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln? Because he was always in a cent."