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Joke of the Day

"Justin Bieber has grown a mustache. His transformation into a teenage mexican girl is now complete."

"What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idee-er. (idea) Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no idee-er."

"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"

"my drafts folder is a lot like all of my exes. they totally made sense in my head at the time, but now I cringe when I look at them."

"I'm bad at misleading people Not"

"What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor? Nokia"

"Doctor: Sir, I have two bad news for you The first is that you have 48 hours before you die -And the second one? :'( I should have told you yesterday"

"What do you call 1000 Jews on a train? Whatever you like - They're not coming back."

"Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class"