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Joke of the Day
"I shaved all the hair of my girlfriend's cat. Hopefully she takes the hint."
Next Joke
"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"
"I wish someone knew exactly when the world is going to end so I can stop feeling guilty about all the littering I've been doing."
"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."
"Sigmund Freud was a moron with a huge ego And id. And superego."
"How do you make a horse fast? You take away his food."
"Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can."
"You what the opposite of premature ejaculation is? Ejacu-late"
"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"
"We should probably stop all the 'Leo never won an Oscar' jokes... ...it's now irrevenant."