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Joke of the Day

"America's oldest lady was 115 years old today and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald."

"What's the plural form of the word ""anecdote""? Data"

"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."

"that's disgusting (unless you're up for it?)"

"What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon."

"What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!"

"What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common? Both ride bicycles and bust mission."

"If I had a dog I'd say ""I have a bone to pick with you!"" and then we'd go to PetSmart to pick a bone and we'd laugh & laugh & can dogs laugh"

"I've caught you canoodling. You're really in hot water now. I can see tensions are boiling. Perhaps we'd better leave this issue in the pasta tense. Sieve and let sieve?"

"Ladies & gentleman this is ur captain speaking. I havent seen the new Star Wars yet. If I hear u discussing spoilers I will crash this plane"