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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part about living in a black family? You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost"

"My wife calls it ""woman's intuition"" but I call it ""not clearing your browser history."""

"Why do they write PIZZA all over the box???? what else could possibly be in there???"

"Some people are like slinkies Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs"

"Half of all marriages end in divorce. That's not so bad. The other half end in death!"

"Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? That's the joke."

"What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before? Vir-jeans"

"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"

"Why did the homeless women keep flies in a plastic bottle? That was her vibrator."

"A man is applying for the LAPD and the inspector says: ""Got you! You thought this was going to be a repost!"""