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Joke of the Day

"Wife was talking for a while so I pulled out my iPod & played her off award show style. This did not go over as well as I hoped."

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"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist!"
"What do Leonardo DiCaprio & anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common? Their odds of winning are the same"
"Do men prefer straight or curly hair? Need to know so I can tell my roommate the opposite and then try to steal her boyfriend."
"What did the baby call the strip club? An all you can eat buffet"
"What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing? Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name?"
"Gay people, man. They're confused... ...and not thinking straight"
"Have you heard of the famous cow? He's legendairy"
"Happy Birthday to me. 27 years old... in Spice Girl years."
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