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Joke of the Day
"When Sarah Jessica Parker got married She must have had one hell of a bridle shower."
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"It's raining cats and dogs... I hope I don't step in a Poodle!"
"Yo mama so ugly... ...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE!"""
"OMG! It's colder than a pimps heart out here!"
"What does a woman and KFC have in common? By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in."
"What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces? A bird watcher."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"
"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."
"Pregnancy- The number 1 cause of arranged marriages"
"Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive."