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Joke of the Day
"Why don't little girls stay out late? Because Jared likes to eat fresh"
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"People say that sex ed classes in America are uncomfortable. But I think that history classes in Germany are worse. ""Hey kids, you'll never guess what your grandparents did..."""
"A Roman guy walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please!"""
"I made an appointment but it was cancelled. It was ... disappointing."
"What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road? Dodged-a-Rango"
"Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge."
"Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal."
"Right off the bat Cinderella knows she's marrying a prince with a serious foot fetish."
"Someone asked me why my name isn't on the cover of my book. I explained that it's a practice of humility. ""Ahh, so why then is your name on the title page?"" ""I'm not that humble!"""
"I told my doctor that I keep getting embarrassing erections. He said, ""It's OK. Just think of your grandma."" As I sat there with my cock in my hand, I said, ""Then what?"""