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Joke of the Day

"[REQUEST] FAST! I'm trying to impress a girl by text. Send me your funniest jokes about potatoes. Anything having to do with potatoes. NSFW or not anything's fair game."

"You were a still born baby.. Mother didn't want you but you were still born."

"I dance like people wish they weren't watching."

"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"

"56% of Brazil is Covered In Rainforest The rest is covered by Manuel Neuer"

"A waiter just asked me if eat meat. I felt like a 70 year old women getting carded at a bar."

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It really sucks if you have diabetes"

"There are two types of people on the planet... Those who can extrapolate information based upon the given context"