138032

Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support"

"What do a politician and a sperm have in common? One in thousnads has a chance to e a human being. ~Edit: I edited the title."

"Hey, can everyone stop making new movies and TV shows for a while so I can catch up?"

"The slogan for the local sheriff's department: ""We aim to police!"""

"The best thing about being over 25 is that no one can find embarrassing Youtube videos of you as a kid."

"The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name..... Then try and stay on for 8 seconds."

"8th Harry Potter book confirmed, you'll never believe who wrote it... J.K."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side"

"Step 1: Stay up late Step 2: Get up early Step 3: Hate the Earth"

"I got a new clock at IED.com"