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Joke of the Day

"I'm great in bed I can sleep alllll night"

"When comedians die, why does everyone tell them to ""make God laugh""? You wouldn't order a dead carpenter to ""make God some bookshelves."""

"Did you hear about the two gay ghosts? They gave each other the willies."

"Why did the library book go to the doctor? It needed to be checked out; it had a bloated appendix."

"Snoop Dogg tweeted that he was in one of the shark costumes during the halftime show. ""That wasn't Snoop Dogg, it was just Snoop Lion."""

"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"

"What did the conformist say to the Guru? You make me Sikh!"

"There's a man living near me who has 5 Penises. Rumour has it his underwear fit him like a glove."

"Did you hear? Sting has been kidnapped! The Police don't have a lead."

"I'm not a professional photographer, I'm just a club photographer. I take pictures at the club & people pay me to delete them."