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Joke of the Day
"How many mexicans? how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Juan."
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"Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world... ... and then I remember there are people who work in PR for Comcast."
"A mechanical engineer asks to his crush... Do have a manhole I could enter?"
"Dude walks into a bar ...and drops dead from oxygen deprivation. It's a Mars bar."
"""Interested in mail enhancement?"" Me: u mean 'male' enhancement ""No. [whispering] what if I told u I could get ur mail like so fast bro"""
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""
"I have standards. I'm looking for a woman that 36-24-36. Age, IQ, Body fat %, that is."
"Request: jokes about the color turquoise. And jokes about the color pink. Do your worst. Dad jokes preferred"
"I just made this one up: What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest? A TOR pedo."
"What do you call two physicians? A paradox"