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Joke of the Day

"Having kids is like getting a stupid tattoo... It takes most people a couple years to realize how bad they fucked up."

"Did you head about the rabbi who only drank lemonade? He's an acidic Jew...."

"Cop: First name please... ""Frida"" Cop: Last name... ""Gomam"" Cop: You're Frida Gomam? *peels out* Cop: Nice, nice"

"Movie critics have said some negative things about the new movie Jobs... I guess Ashton Kutcher didn't do a good Jobs."

"WIFE: Please stop. ME: Stop what? WIFE: Singing in the shower. ME: What's the big deal? WIFE: You're scaring everyone at Home Depot."

"You know what i hate the most about Sex Ed? that he's been convicted of several cases of sexual assault"

"What room does a ghost not need? A living room"

"I have exponential spelling but terrible malapropism"

"Why do black guys always have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."

"So I tried coprophilia for the first time today. It's fucking shit."