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Joke of the Day
"If a woman says, ""all men think with their dicks"" Well... then blow my mind."
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"Why can't you get drunk with a sniper? Because they are usually done after one or two shots."
"Me: This is a beautiful flower arrangement Host: That's a salad."
"What do you call a smart person in America? A tourist."
"I have a friend named Free Bird He gets lost at concerts."
"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"
"I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi."
"""We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy... ...but because it is cheesy."""
"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Hello Pregnant"", he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. ""I'm Dad"""
"You say illegal, I say added to my bucket list."