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Joke of the Day
"Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together."
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"""It's 5 o'clock somewhere."" - a shitty watch."
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"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."
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