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Joke of the Day

"Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together."

"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."

"How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet."

"Remember, kids: Never get in cars with strangers unless you've used an app to select a specific stranger to drive you around in their car"

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because not many of them know how to dance."

"Breaking up with Japanese Girl Was Hard... I recently had to break up with my girlfriend who was Japanese and it was hard, I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"

"Ever heard of the DNA? National Dyslexic Association."

"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."