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Joke of the Day

"As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes"

"The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s."

"Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9..."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"What do fish do when they have cancer? Nemotherapy"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I am extremely handsome and too many girls want me She said something else about my chronic lying disorder but I wasn't really listening"

"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_) &nbsp; ( _)>- &nbsp; (_) Shortage &nbsp; [By Jimmy Carr]"

"Mississippi's Education/Testing scores are the worst in the nation... yep, we're ranked 53rd."

"What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark."

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."