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Joke of the Day

"Spoiler alert for the lady in this line, repeatedly asking her newborn 'what's wrong?' Its not gonna answer ya."

"I was suppose to write a sodium joke... But Na"

"Where did the salami go on holiday? Costa Deli-Sol"

"I think Lance Armstrong is missing a huge opportunity by not endorsing Uni-ball pens."

"They say ""confidence"" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say ""not banging my friends"" would be a very close 2nd"

"What's the point of Jewish football? To get the quarter back."

"I got a pay rise in my job. At the end of the day, I went to the pub and bought a drink for everyone there. I like to be generous, even if they did feel a bit weird sharing the same pint."

"My wife said she'll leave me if I don't overcome my poker addiction but I think she's bluffing"

"What do you call a mail order bride from Thailand? A she-mail"

"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."