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Joke of the Day

"I stole a toilet seat from a police station. They never found out who did it. They had nothing to go on."

"A toddler who refuses to take a nap... Is guilty of *resisting a rest*."

"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"

"If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield."

"Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez? im farting carrots, im farting carrots..."

"Origami is Japanese for, ""we haven't invented scissors yet"""

"Thanks to Twitter I now consider 140 characters ""literature""."

"Sonic the Hedgehog sells his soul to the Devil. Gotta go Faust!"

"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"

"What's a Warboy's from Mad Max's favourite web browser? Chrome"