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Joke of the Day

"(Old WoW joke) ...and Jesus said to his disciples 'I shall grant you wisdom and salvation.' And the disciples replied 'could we get kings instead?'"

"I can't understand my parents. I am 35 years old and they're still living with me."

"What did the prostitute say after fucking Jesus? Nailed it!"

"Why is it both a good idea and bad idea to hire a Logophobe as an editor? - .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / .--. ..- -. -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.-.-"

"TIL: The Norwegian Navy have started to put barcodes on their ships. So they can Scan da navy in"

"You can't hear me! She: ""You are so deaf. You never hear me."" He: ""I heard you. I was just looking at my new watch."" She: ""Oh yeah? What kind is it?"" He: Six o'clock!"""

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."

"That's the problem with exhibitionists. They're fucking everywhere."

"and so, the squirrel who forgot where he buried his acorn became the squirel who planted this tall beautibful oak tree"

"What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven? a 2nd born."