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Joke of the Day

"(Old WoW joke) ...and Jesus said to his disciples 'I shall grant you wisdom and salvation.' And the disciples replied 'could we get kings instead?'"

"hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it"

"The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow."

"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny New York!"

"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."

"Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters"

"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""

"Knock Knock. whos there? a beautiful girl a beautiful girl who? that was already the joke.. no beautiful girl will ever knock your door loser... edit: looser = loser"

"I know five people who are clinically insane... I'm two of them."

"What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !"