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Joke of the Day

"I'm Winston Wolf, I fix problems. So I hear you're having a bad hair day."

"So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?"

"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... I'm not really a mourning person."

"Why don't birds wear underwear? Because, their pecker is on their head."

"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"

"Everytime you pull the trigger a bullet loses its job...HAHAHAHA! Because it gets FIRED. HAHAHA! *I'm in tears*"

"People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves."

"I didn't have a condom last night, so I used a sock... She wouldn't stop complaining about cotton mouth."

"I always drink a cocktail before having sex My dad always told me ""You need a good screwdriver to really screw something""."

"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"