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Joke of the Day
"Guys, enough jokes about the Patriots... they are getting a little flat."
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"How do you make a hormone? It's easy they usually fake it anyway"
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"Damn, baby got back. And front. And sides. Baby three-dimensional. This is a real baby."
"During sex im like a high energy photon hitting the Earth's atmosphere... I come fast and dont penetrate very far! ... ayyyyy!"