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Joke of the Day
"Guys, enough jokes about the Patriots... they are getting a little flat."
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"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."
"The Suicide Hotline is Unbearable They always leave people hanging."
"Most of my time is spent trying to work ""That's So Raven"" into everyday conversation."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? Idk, its too dark to tell them apart."
"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan."
"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"
"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"
"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""