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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon? Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool"

"What's the most annoying thing in the internet? People who comment ""repost"" on a Joke subreddit."

"Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages."

"Former District attorney lost job after scandal, now a male sex worker. Most of his jobs are pro-boner"

"What's a down-side of being a paedophile? You have to go to bed early."

"What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common? They both have dead walkers."

"The Philadelphia eagles Punchline in title."

"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"

"Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn."

"Coffee rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the sugar. Java java beans, y'all."