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Joke of the Day

"I won 5th place in the swimming competition! There were only 5 of us."

"Why little girls can't fart Do you know why little girls can't fart? Because they don't get a**holes until they get married."

"I got mugged by 6 dwarves... .... not Happy."

"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."

"Why is is called Holy Water ? Cause Holy God does it feel good when I use it to wash that alter boy's blood of my dick."

"Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat."

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."

"*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now"

"If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long."

"Did you hear about the woman who died at an orgy last night? She went down swinging."