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"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"
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"What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream? Are you surebert?"
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"Good News For Pedophiles Halloween is here, so you can stop being so secretive about giving small children free candy."
"Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks."
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"Every cab is the cash cab if you've got a gun."
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man."
"What is the scariest thing to read in braile? ""Do not touch"""
"Porn If you can't join em,.beat it."