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"What do KFC and Tumblr have in common? Transfats"
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"Where do amputee's go out to eat? IHop."
"Blasphemous jokes http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ubv1y/whats_the_best_religious_or_antireligious_joke/ Yes, it is in /r/atheism, but there are some really good ones in there"
"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns But then he forgot, Toucan play that game"
"What do you call a girl ant who claims she can see the future .... .... clairvoyant"
"Please take selfies. There are enough pictures of sunsets and airplane wings. Your face is more interesting."
"What's the difference between your mom and a pizza? A pizza doesn't beg me to keep going when I'm eating it."
"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."