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Joke of the Day
"Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair? So they wouldn't fill up with gravel."
Next Joke
"Well, you know what they say about nice guys... ..they always let girls come first."
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."
"What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake."
"My wife and I are screaming at each other from different toilets while our sons shoot each other with bb guns"
"Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the penis. I mean, ladder."
"Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness? Mack-a-Dameon."
"I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said I should prolly not go to those places anymore."
"What is the difference between 2 dicks, and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."