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Joke of the Day

"Why is santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year. Like most jokes on this thread this is stolen, not being a shitcunt and taking credit..."

"If I contract a disease any time soon I want it to be scurvy or the plague because I'm a history buff."

"Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground."

"Why did the golfer wear two pants? He got a hole in one"

"[""Platonic"" male friend rams car through my bedroom wall] I heard you broke up with your girl. You ok? Ready to give men a try now?????????"

"I'm practicing emotional abstinence I haven't given a fuck in years"

"Why can't atheists solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."

"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable..."

"A Priest, A Pervert and A Pedophile Walks into a Bar"

"Your password must contain a character still living in Game of Thrones ****** Password expired ****** Password expired ****** Password ex..."