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Joke of the Day
"What has seven arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
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"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"
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"I'm so ugly... I can't even turn on a lamp"
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"three elephants fall of a cliff two hit the sand and one hits the ocean.badabum tsch"
"Physical Doctor gave me a physical and says I have to stop master bating. I ask why? He says ""because I'm giving you a physical"""