129811

Joke of the Day

"Look, this is the only body I'll ever have and that is why I'm covering it in a thick layer of fat to protect it."

Next Joke
 
"Flagging down a people-carrier taxi is like my music collection. I don't like van hailing."
"What happened to the magical tractor? It turned into a field"
"What is the Speed of Darkness? ... ... Batman!"
"If anyone thinks I'm a homophobe they can suck my dick. Unless they're a man, because that's unnatural."
"How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god it."
"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."
"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars? If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read?"
Terms & Privacy