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Joke of the Day
"Why do Meth Heads like to do it doggy style? so they can both stare out the window."
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"Why Doesn't Donald Trump Buy Toilet Paper? Because he has some toilet-toupee."
"I used to play water polo But I had to stop when my horse drowned"
"Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx."
"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"Thanks for posting your running route on Facebook. Now I know the best place to hit you with my car."
"Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts."
"I'll never have the conviction of a jogger who runs in place while waiting for the red light to turn."
"what has 150 legs and 7 teeth? the front row to a Willie Nelson concert"
"A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables He says, ""Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?"" The bartender says, ""Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"""