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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? Because he was always below a C"
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"What's the grossest number? 6.9 because it's a 69 with a period in the middle."
"The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem Concerto for organ in a minor."
"What do Pizzas and parents have in common? .. if they are black, you have nothing to eat!"
"I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life"
"Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis"
"Beauty is only a light switch away. That is all."
"3 mods walk into a bar. [removed]"
"So called ""Trader"" Joe's wouldn't let me pay with furs or rum or even live birds."
"Another blonde joke A professor told his class: ""Fame will come to you only after you succeed!"" A blonde asked, ""Who is 'Seed'?"""