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Joke of the Day

"So I was eating out this girl one time... And then I tasted horse cum, and said ''Grandma that's how you died''"

"what do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"A man walks into the head office of a click-bait news site... ...what happens next will shock you!!!"

"Every time my phone screen goes black... I wonder if it'll ever come back."

"If an accountant's wife cannot sleep what does she say? ""Darling could you tell me about your work."""

"What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up? Old"

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"""Hello, is this the number for Japanese food?"" ""No, it's Chinese. Sorry, Wong number."""

"Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter."

"What do black men find most shocking about sex? Tazers"