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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite? An autistocrat."

"Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying ""Cute doggie"" and realizing it's their kid"

"What do women and computers have in common? You only learn to appreciate them when they go down on you for the first time."

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."

"What's black and white and red all over? A dead zebra."

"A white officer pulls over a black man for speeding. The cop tells him to mind how fast he's going, lets him off with a warning, and tells him to have a good day."

"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a child, you're not going to like it as an adult."

"What is the first rule of eating a banana? One. Never look someone in the eyes. What is the second rule? Two. Never look up."

"This guy and I were arguing in an elevator when all of the sudden it turned into a fist fight We really took it to the next level"