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Joke of the Day
"Monday, you deplete me."
Next Joke
"Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."
"Why did the interrupting cow cross the road? MOOOOOO!!!!"
"me: *kicks a stone* mountain: my baby"
"WHO LET THE CATS OUT? Mew. Mew. Mew. Mew. WHO LET THE CATS OUT? Mew. Mew. MRRROOW! HSSSSS! MRRROOW! HSSSSS! FUCK! HE'S AN INSIDE CAT!"
"Rick Astley will let you have any movie from his Disney collection except one He's never gonna give you Up"
"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"
"Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a separate box."
"My wax museum is going to start small by focusing on famous people who look like candles."
"Guess what God said to Joan Rivers when she just arrived in Heaven? Thank you, Bruce really needed those botox to make his wife and daughters as beautiful as he is"