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Joke of the Day

"Not sure if this girl I'm talking to online is real, so on our first date I'm gonna bring an image captcha for her to solve."

"What do you call a team of Slavic supervillains? A Suicide Squat"

"Relationship status I just caught myself stroking my gear shifter in traffic."

"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"

"***Abortion jokes are NOT FUNNY*** Cut it out!"

"What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls? Sparky"

"Why did Hitler take suicide? Because of the lethal gas bill."

"[VERY RACIST-NSFW] So they get married... So a nigger and a Mexican get married, and both sets of their parents are afraid... THAT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN WILL BE TOO LAZY TO STEAL"

"What's a life without units? Unmeasurable."

"You may say the glass is half full or half empty. I say fill the rest of my damn cup!"