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Joke of the Day
"Tried to make a joke in my math class and no one laughed. I think they were 2/10's."
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"If I fave ur tweet on a Friday night pls know I'm doing it from the party club, where I am partyclubbing with my [opens dictionary] friends"
"""Raising a family is hard,"" he said. ""Not if they're buried close enough together,"" replied the Necromancer."
"If a dog tells you you're dreaming... believe him."
"At a playground, a woman asked a man ""Which kid is yours?"" The man replied ""Haven't decided yet."""
"I got accused of date rape once in college, but that's ridiculous. It wasn't a date."
"Cripple jokes are terrible... I just cant stand them..."
"[at goverment office] hi yes um.. my social security number isnt workimg. i've never once felt secure in a social situation"
"For the low, low price of $14.95, I'll send you my instructional DVD, ""How to Succeed as a Con Man."""