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Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey!"
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"I saw Home Alone for the first time today and now I'm thinking about anything else I've been putting off since 1990."
"Why was 11 afraid of 12? Because 12 13 14!!!!! GET IT?!?!??! source: some comment on reddit I read like 6 months ago"
"How are butter and a prostitute similar? They both spread for bread"
"Isn't Megan Fox a little old to be hanging out with the TEENAGE mutant ninja turtles?"
"So I Live In Florida And Wanna Be A Male Stripper... I heard Orlando's nightclub loves people that aim to make their audience drop dead"
"Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot? Because one more would be ""two-fahrty"""
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws."
"Why ""hooters""? Who decided breasts looked like owls? They were wrong."
"What do you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin"