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Joke of the Day

"Where do elephants keep their reproductive organs? On their feet because when they step on you, you're fucked."

"Someone called me lazy today... I almost responded."

"How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor? It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go."

"What do you have to do to have beautiful hands? Nothing."

"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"

"I failed my drivers license test I didn't want to start the car. When the instructor asked why I said it was illegal to test and drive."

"[about to message girl he likes] Me: I should just talk to her like I would anyone else. Be myself. And not act stupid. Brain: OR"

"A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with? Indie-cent exposure."

"awesome jokes guys keep em coming As a single father, I love browsing this subreddit so when I see my wifes kids once a month I have a lot of epic jokes to tell them. Keep em coming!"

"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"