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Joke of the Day
"The toilet at my local Police Station has been stolen. Cops have nothing to go on"
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"What do you call a kid with no friends (warning offensive) A sandy hook survivor."
"What do American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f**king close to water."
"When someone tells me they're sick I try to make them feel better with a story about my own sickness that was much worse and many years ago."
"""Did you check your pockets?"" - kangaroo who's lost a child"
"What's Putin's new favorite song? Crimea River"
"Dropped mother-in-law at airport. Her flight isn't until Tuesday, but with security and all, best to play it safe."
"Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of his crafts projects will ""mysteriously"" disappear after being graded."
"Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below. [remooved]"
"God promised men that good obedient wives would be found in all 4 corners of the world, then he made the world round. What a funny guy"