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Joke of the Day
"What did the tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches."
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"News reports say a Muslim hid several Jews in a freezer at the kosher market in Paris last week I guess the oven must have been broken"
"What Men think What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The Women"
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb ? Apparently not four as my basement is still dark"
"Atheism is non-prophet organization."
"Did you hear about the guy in the park dressed up as a duck? He was arrested for selling quack"
"What breed will Donald Trumps dog be if he wins the election? A Border Collie"
"I would rather text someone for a hundred hours than have to spend one second talking to them on the phone."
"What's the square root of 69? Eight something."
"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""