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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction"

"What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse? The ground!"

"I accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. Now I'm taking this shit to the next level."

"Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs."

"how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice what's up girl my name is bill"

"OMG, you guys, there's a button on this stove that says ""Stop Time"". Should I press it??"

"Pretty sure the lead actress from 'Precious' has a twin sister who works at every Wendy's I've ever been to"

"The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly."

"What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common? ""See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"""

"Women have more than one connection to lungs. If you put a finger inside the vagina it feels like suffocating to them."