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Joke of the Day

"Pavlov's cats rule, Pavlov's dogs drool."

"How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins."

"Woman goes to the vet because her Great Dane keeps jumping on her when she is in the shower... VET: Ok, so want him Neutered? Woman: No, declawed."

"New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd"

"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"

"Every time I'm at a friend's house I look at the ceiling & say ""You like to watch, don't you.."" so I look cool if they have a hidden spy cam"

"WARNING Drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."

"What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg? The ova achiever"

"CREATE PASSWORD - ""123Bob"". Password must contain no names, be complex and have over 50 characters. ""GameOfThrones"" Password accepted."

"Did you hear some people are saying listening to Queen causes autism? Apparently it's because of the unusually high Mercury content."