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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys heard about the guy who got his left side cut off? well he's all right now"
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"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."
"My little brother urinated all over my new laptop. I think he needs to learn to use Ctrl P."
"So a duck walks into a pharmacy... and asks the pharmacist, ""Do you have any chapstick?"" When the pharmacist hands it to him, the duck replies ""Thanks, just put it on my bill!"""
"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."
"Remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them..."
"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."
"I swear I am not racist I have nothing against them, actually I think every white person should have one! I'm sorry"
"My wife got mad at me because apparently turn on the veg doesn't mean.. Finger her disabled sister"
"Whenever I walk into a crowded men's room, I shout So this is where all the dicks hang out!"