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Joke of the Day

"Little Johnny walks in on his naked mom... sees her little bush and asks: -Mommy what's that? -It's uh... a spider! -Oh, be careful or it'll bite your pussy!"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"What do you call a woman with no legs? Disabled."

"Jehovah's Witness: Do you have time to talk about Jesus? Jesus: *In disguise* sure JW: He's lame J: *rips off fake beard* Big mistake pal"

"why are black people so tall? because their knee grows"

"We go to college to get a good job to buy an expensive tv to watch truck drivers on the discovery channel."

"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."

"Fish and chips joke I draw the line at having fish and chips for breakfast I mean, there's a time and a plaice"

"I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?"

"Nothing spoils the target more than a hit."